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Carolyn Bourne Full Email to Heidi Withers

<h1> Argument for Casual Dating</h1>

Quite a lot of people opting to go for casual dating instead of the so called traditional relationship which includes getting a letter from a mother-in-law to be like Carolyn Bourne who sent the letter below to her daughter-in-law to be :

Here is the text of this is the full email from Mrs Bourne to Miss Withers:

It is high time someone explained to you about good manners. Yours are obvious by their absence and I feel sorry for you.

Unfortunately for Freddie, he has fallen in love with you and Freddie being Freddie, I gather it is not easy to reason with him or yet encourage him to consider how he might be able to help you.

It may just be possible to get through to you though. I do hope so.

Your behaviour on your visit to Devon during April was staggering in its uncouthness and lack of grace.

Unfortunately, this was not the first example of bad manners I have experienced from you.

If you want to be accepted by the wider Bourne family I suggest you take some guidance from experts with utmost haste.

There are plenty of finishing schools around. You would be an ideal candidate for the Ladette to Lady television series.

Please, for your own good, for Freddie’s sake and for your future involvement with the Bourne family, do something as soon as possible.

Here are a few examples of your lack of manners:

When you are a guest in another’s house, you do not declare what you will and will not eat – unless you are positively allergic to something.

You do not remark that you do not have enough food.

You do not start before everyone else.

You do not take additional helpings without being invited to by your host.

When a guest in another’s house, you do not lie in bed until late morning in households that rise early – you fall in line with house norms.

There are plenty of finishing schools around. You would be an ideal candidate for the Ladette to Lady television series.

Carolyn Bourne

You should never ever insult the family you are about to join at any time and most definitely not in public. I gather you passed this off as a joke but the reaction in the pub was one of shock, not laughter.

I have no idea whether you wrote to thank [your future sister-in-law] for the weekend but you should have hand-written a card to her.

You should have hand-written a card to me. You have never written to thank me when you have stayed at Houndspool.

[Your future sister-in-law] has quite the most exquisite manners of anyone I have ever come across. You would do well to follow her example.

You regularly draw attention to yourself. Perhaps you should ask yourself why.

It is tragic that you have diabetes. However, you aren’t the only young person in the world who is a diabetic.

I know quite a few young people who have this condition, one of whom is getting married in June. I have never heard her discuss her condition.

She quietly gets on with it. She doesn’t like being diabetic. Who would? You do not need to regale everyone with the details of your condition or use it as an excuse to draw attention to yourself. It is vulgar.

As a diabetic of long standing you must be acutely aware of the need to prepare yourself for extraordinary eventualities, the walk to Mothecombe beach being an example.

You are experienced enough to have prepared yourself appropriately.

No-one gets married in a castle unless they own it. It is brash, celebrity style behaviour.

I understand your parents are unable to contribute very much towards the cost of your wedding. (There is nothing wrong with that except that convention is such that one might presume they would have saved over the years for their daughters’ marriages.)

If this is the case, it would be most ladylike and gracious to lower your sights and have a modest wedding as befits both your incomes.

One could be accused of thinking that Heidi Withers must be patting herself on the back for having caught a most eligible young man. I pity Freddie.


Not In Peril In Perth


Swingers in Perth

Married for the last 15 years committed to one another in good times and in bad has become quite a journey. A journey that had become quite dull and usual day in and day out we were in a rut. We were in peril in Perth we had been making love in every form together for the last 15 years. Every way that she could suck me, she did every way that I could lick her I did; no new tricks were left to be had. We did each other up, down, and every part of our home that we could it is not that the excitement was not there it was. What was though was done before it started to become nothing new for her or me.

Together we looked for new ways new techniques are we had done this before and there was none to be found. We were in a rut and both decided to try a new, so we search and decided to check out swingers’ lifestyle in the area of Perth. Together we looked in see pictures and descriptions of others that were swingers, which we found interesting. Together our excitement grew she could tell by my erection and I could tell because she had no problems with touching me as we shopped for swingers. That evening ended with us both in bed exhausted from f-ing each other.

The following evening my wife that we were going out to dinner for an adult date informed me. At dinner, she introduced me to her new friend that she found and her husband to my surprise her new friend gave me a kiss right on the lips. We sat for dinner my wife next to her husband and me next to her new friend as we spoke during dinner. It was not long after sitting that I felt our new friends and under the table rubbing my leg. Her husband arm around my wife as my wife stared into my eyes smiling. We all shared a bottle of wine and joked about her nervousness as I felt my new female friend with her hands rubbing between my legs.

From that day forward my wife, and I was no longer in peril in Perth, we had become Swingers in Perth, and were happier together than ever before. Swinging together has brought us out of our rut and into a completely new lifestyle